Face's definitions
The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.
Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
by Face February 18, 2005
Get the almost boningmug. 1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.
2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"
John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."
Jason: "I will rape him later."
Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"
John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"
John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."
Jason: "I will rape him later."
Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"
John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
by Face February 23, 2005
Get the butt gnomemug. An accidental or deliberate misspelling of the word "the - A word placed before nouns to limit or individualize their meaning."
Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.
Most of the time, it's just some idiot who can't type.
by Face May 13, 2003
Get the tehmug. by FaCe October 29, 2003
Get the Dun Dun fucked upmug. by face October 14, 2004
Get the rippedmug. 
