Root Rage

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'

You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"

by smokeyvic December 07, 2013

butt roots

The act of sitting in a chair for FAR too long and your butt grows roots.

"I have worked my 12 hour shift and it was really slow, I think my butt has grown butt roots."

by bootyroots12 March 02, 2014

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021

Alternative Root

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.

"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."

by Jerkov and BOF November 05, 2009

root cause

The basic cause of something. A root cause is an initiating cause of either a condition or a causal chain that leads to an outcome or effect of interest. The term denotes the earliest, most basic, 'deepest', cause for a given behavior; most often a fault.

these drugs do not address the root cause of the problem

by Phillyclause89 June 04, 2018

ricky root

When a "city boy" wearing wranglers and boots takes his truck, usually a lifted Chevrolet, and hits water puddles in the Walmart parking lot after a rain storm, really fast so it splashes dirty water on the side of his truck so it looks like he went mudding.

Can also be seen in the woods on a Honda atv doing the same thing.

"Did you see Mikes truck? It had dirt all over the rocker panels, he mush of Ricky rooted this weekend."

by Alabama firedragon November 18, 2015

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 11, 2009