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You are one of the most bored people in history.

Person 1:"im sooooo bored. what should i do
Person2: TRY ````qqqqaaaazzzz1111wwwwssssxxxx2222eeeeddddcccc3333rrrrffffvvvv4444ttttggggbbbb5555yyyyhhhhnnnn6666uuuujjjjmmmm7777iiiikkkk,,,,8888oooollll....9999pppp;;;;////0000pppp;;;;////----''''====\\\\
Person1:"oh ok"

by Jollom September 19, 2021

You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

Esketit 999

Esketit 999 means fu*k school

Esketit 999 means fuck school and pump start ur life today at pump UNIVERSITY esketiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by Angel 999 March 26, 2019

SCP-999-J

An overweight man who can teleport into any bedroom and just do whatever he wants. The only clothing he wears is a speedo, aka SCP-999-J-1. Currently he is unable to be contained but if anyone knows how then tell the SCP foundation ASAP.

You must not confuse SCP-999-J with SCP-999

by fellow human October 6, 2020

999th base

Doing it through a hole in the roof of a moving caravan.

Guy: Duuuuuuuuude, do you wanna go to 999th base?

Girl: Have you got a caravan?

by Jen der Bende September 25, 2007

999

Some think that 999 is the true number of the beast because john of the bible dreamed the numbers 666 according to the book of revelations but numbers are dreamt upside down.

awake : 666 = 666

asleep: 666 = 999

by Brick2010 April 22, 2008

99c Store

SEE: 99 cent store.

LEE: "I buyz alda my bling at the 99c STORE."
DEE: "You are madwhack; and your bling is blang!"

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006