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Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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boner cavity

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.
Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.
by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015
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Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009
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Diesel Boner

An enormous erection provoked by the sound of a Diesel engine. Usually reaching its peak upon hearing the compressor surge. Pointing slightly to the left is a key sign to look for.
It was inevitable that Tyler would end up with a diesel boner while at work after hearing the big Ford leave the parking lot.
by Mr. Antler January 17, 2013
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shame boner

(n.) an erection that invokes a feeling of self-hatred. It arises during an event that is naturally sexually arousing, despite it being a violation of one's moral standard.
Mitch got a total shame boner while watching the rape scene in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
by realblackmak August 17, 2012
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Comfort Boner

An erection caused by the mere complacency with ones friend or partner, but not necessarily in any sexual way.
Jennypie noticed that her bf has an erection 80% of the time they're together, and he said it's because "I just get a comfort boner when I get comfortable (i.e. chilling on the couch, etc) with you."
by Jennypieontranceaddict December 16, 2008
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boner factory

A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.
Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!
by M. Clark August 15, 2005
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