Fishing

Waiting in the bathtub with a foreskin fry for your eggs to be fertilized

I love to leave my door open and go fishing

by Cody5050 February 8, 2023

Salmon fishing

Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.

"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"

by BDWF April 5, 2021

Fish Market

When a bunch of stank hoes gather in one location.

Dave: Bruh you see that fish market

John: yuh, those hoes be stank

by TheFuck69 June 18, 2019

Fish Flakes

a ground up blunt wrap; generally used for chops or spliffs

Are you going to use those fish flakes in your bowl pack? You scumbag.

by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 5, 2019

Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

Fish

A fish is a beautiful creature with magical powers. DO NOT EAT THEM, THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO DIE!

"You're not a fish, you're a human! Are you blind?"

by Fishfishfishesfish July 15, 2018

dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020