Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Post-Nut Depression

The sensation of absolute hopelessness and disgust that is experienced after one has busted a nut

Dude I just blew my load and I'm having the worst case of post-nut depression right now

by Pastalino January 8, 2017

Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

Mexican Nut Shot

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Bust That Nut Challenge

A challenge where you masturbate with 2 or more people and see who can last the longest without busting a nut.

"Why do you seem so happy all of a sudden?"
"I just won the bust that nut challenge"

by Ancientttt December 18, 2021

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

Deez Nuts 2016

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015