Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Two feet in the street

When you are fully dating, ho-ing, or whoring around or not in a committed relationship.

Lefty has two feet in the street, all the way in the street with all his dates and door-dashed side hustle dates.

by GGingersnapss May 12, 2023

Tommy two ways

A male who is bisexual, is happy to have relationships with both men and women

Did you know he was Tommy Two ways ?

by Barry Otter August 22, 2023

Two Party Dictatorship

A country that is controlled by only two political beliefs like Democrats or Republicans with the illusion that they have multiple choices

We live in two party dictatorship, only two choices and unable to question narratives with the illusion of a democracy.

by Two Party Dictatorship September 11, 2023

Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.

Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher”
Me: “Thanks for the compliment”
Them: “confused”

by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023