William Parker
William Parker by Captain Quango June 14, 2012
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Mong Parking
Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
Mong Parking by Rattled January 6, 2013
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contact parker
A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
contact parker by hmakav February 5, 2013
Suzi Parker
Suzi Parker by cat5stevens February 12, 2013
Sexual Parkinsons
Sexual Parkinsons by Justin Urass March 4, 2014
shit parker
Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.
i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.
shit parker by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014
Shit Parking Selfie
Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014