Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

Shit Parking Selfie by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Topical Parkour 

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

Topical Parkour by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014

ej parks 

A small angry Benjamin button looking man whos obsessed with others sex lifes, mandingo pardies and the penis size of others.

Dont go all EJ Parks on me. Its not my fault you have a small Karel.

ej parks by Flubber Lubber August 11, 2016

Kyle Parker 

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

Kyle Parker by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Kodey parker 

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

Kodey parker by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018

Easy Parking 

A person that is really enjoys anal sex and their asshole is pretty easy to penetrate. This term is typically used among escorts as code letting clients' know that they provide anal sex service.

"Yo, ole girl that I called last night was really into getting it in the ass. Easy parking all night, it was the shit!"

Easy Parking by MrMajestic28 May 29, 2018

Peter Parker 

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon

My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!

Peter Parker by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018