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sucknut

n. one who sucks on testicle(s)
n. the sexual act of fellatio, focused on the testicular region

v.the act of suckling on one's testicle(s)
Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Man that girl aint nothin but a sucknut.

Hey lil baby why dont you get on over here and sucknut on me.
by johnnyboy696969 August 2, 2006
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suckatang

drinking an alcoholic beverage, typically of the high proof variety....
Friend: Hey Raul, what's poppin!?

Raul: suckatang man, I'm sipping on a hen....
by MC Taboo October 20, 2006
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Dick Sucking Jeans

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick
"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"
by totesmcgoats May 11, 2010
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sucker's deal

n. A "sale" price so high that only a sucker would pay it.

To pull off a sucker's deal, retailers often display obscenely high rates as "normal" prices so that a discount would seem comparatively low to a hapless shopper, even if the reduced price is significantly higher than market value.

Sucker's deals are easy to spot, often found in fashion malls or department stores with giant red signs advertising "SALE" or "20% OFF" in bold letters. If a deceptive marketing campaign is executed correctly, the sale items will fly off the shelves, along with their other regularly priced hyper-inflated products.

Of course, this conjob, scam tactic only works on stupid people with lots of disposable income, but apparently there's an abundance of these types in both North America and Europe.

A good rule of thumb to follow is that if a store's advertised SALE price is greater than 20% higher than Internet mail-order market rate (including UPS/Fedex) for exactly the same product, it's a true sucker's deal.
Sucker: "I just came back from a huge sale at (insert rip-off designer clothing store here) and got these jeans at half off!"

You: "How much did you pay?"

Sucker: "It was a deal. $175!"

You: "That sure was a deal. A sucker's deal."

*A fool and his/her money are soon parted*
by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008
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sucka'

one, who thruogh the means of being a punk,gets the short end of the stick.See;punk,punk-ass,and bitch.
Bruce Lee,"What now,sucka'?"
Sucka'"Oof!"
by sky May 9, 2003
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suckout

Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: poker term for an unlikely loss when a bad hands beats a better one, usually on or near the river.
***KJs beats 66***

ULTIMATE JRUD: OMF
ULTIMATE JRUD: what a suckout
by 666FTW July 13, 2009
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That sucks donkey dick

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.
by nicole_luvz_cox January 13, 2011
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