Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.

Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."

by Beep325 November 14, 2023

Moonyo

Literal gods

Moonyo will drop you

by Umbra6120 November 17, 2023

Moongoon

The act in which one contacts a Navajo Indian tribe member, specifically one that is named "Eagle Eye", for he is the ring leader of the moongooning squad. For one to undergo the moongooning ritual a bison should be killed and beheaded. The bison's blood must be painted on one's neck in order to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird. The Thunderbird then picks up the one who summons, then takes them the moon and then one goons upon the moon. One takes peyote with the sun during the process.
One who moongoons becomes so euphoric that one is addicted to moongooning. Once the knowledge of moongooning enters the brain one must moongoon for life. Once you are initiated in moongooning, you will be given a headdress and a big stick and will dance around a fire, leading others to the way of moongooning.
Moongooning may include, but are not limited to: Putting on the buffalo skull and moongooning with Pete Davidsons or Jordan Peterson. Side effects will include severe drunkenness, as well as effects relative to every known drug ( Breathalyzers and Drug tests will read extreme positives while under the influence of moongooning). One will also not last more than 5 seconds while in a teepee (You know what we mean).
There should be no negativity at the moongooning session if one brings negative energy to the moongooning ritual one is smote by the great Navajo Thunderbird, there should be positive vibes only. If you are stressed out you should moongoon.

*I moongoon with the Navajos to summon the great Navajo Thunderbird*

*Sir, have you been moongooning recently? *

by Moongooner November 19, 2023

Moonchaser

An individual that hyper-fixates on and/or feels the need to constantly share information and theories regarding astrological signs and their correlation to different behaviors.

Person 1: “You act so entitled you’re literally such a Leo, it makes so much sense now.”
Person 2; “stfu you Moonchaser”

by tc909 November 22, 2023

moons_toons

A bitch who loves to traumatize her characters, in every way possible

And she hates her class whit a burning passion

Moons_Toons, you could-

No

But-

I traumatize you because yes

by Moons_toons November 23, 2023

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

Moonch Mink

“MOONCH MINK” terms for “goofy” or “lame”

“if you don’t shut up with yo moonch mink head ass”

by fleek0fl3xy November 25, 2023