Love Muscle 

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

Love Muscle by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

Love Hound 

Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's public restroom,truck stops etc.

Man1:Look at that lady she is hitting on like every guy here.
Man2:What a Love Hound.
Man1:Its sad really.

Love Hound by Asleep Foot June 10, 2009

Love Pump 

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

Love Pump by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Love you!

A less powerful, more playful, and friendlier form of discreetly telling your crush you like them or talking to your best guy friend and you don’t want to say ‘I love you’

Guy friend: “Haha you’re so funny.”
Me: “I know, I’m adorable! Love you!”

Love you! by MB Ciampa September 3, 2019

love of my life 

person you want to spend the rest of your life with

Lindsey is the "love of my life"

love of my life by *#josh*# October 5, 2007

Love poke 

Any appendage belonging to one person, inserted in any way into any available orifice belonging to his or her partner/desired partner, necessarily followed by the exclamation: "Love poke!" A finger in the ear or tongue in the belly button may both constitute a love poke.

Rule of thumb: any appendage; any orifice.

She was momentarily distracted by X Factor, so I took the opportunity to give her a quick love poke.

Love poke by NewMountie November 22, 2009

love square 

love triangle plus 1

" you gonna ask out molli?"
"nah she likes brock"
"i thought brock liked claudia"
"he does. and she likes him too"
"sounds like a love square"

love square by zach is lit August 23, 2017