Fat Cancer Dog

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.

*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*

by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011

Bonecrusher's Fat Ass

Bonecrusher's fat ass is fucking straight corny! You know who else is corny? G-Dep in "Let's get it"..."Really, Get smacked silly, you get smacked silly...And I was all ready on fish and spaghetti" Straight corny!!
Big Sam in "Oh Na Na" He's wack as shit, too.

That Fat Fuck! Steppin on buildings and shit! This ain't no Rolling Stones Video! I'm glad that Fat Fuck is gone forever! Fuck that bloated, cupcake-eating muthafucka!

by M. Mathers May 26, 2004

Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

Secondary Fat Basket

The fat/skin roll on a morbidly fat person that hangs over their genitals and sways as they walk.

My god, look at the secondary fat basket on that bastard over there..how the hell does he take a piss?

by Ultimate Step Dad March 13, 2008

old horse fat

Penis in British English

Yo William Carol wants some of that double penetration, so bring that old horse fat and lets do this.

by El pene de muerte February 18, 2009

Fat man punch

A punch using a streight arm and hitting with the wrist used by fat men.
see 'heft'

'imagine getting fat man punched by that guy'

by snorv February 24, 2009

Fat Sack Lunch

1. (n.) A term used for a large amount of marijuana.

2. (n.) A large bag filled with marijuana.

"Yo mayn where the fuck is Johnny with the fat sack lunch, lets get blazed!"

by Domination [WDK] December 28, 2008