Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 05, 2017
by D73 November 25, 2007
by Tyra Spanks March 09, 2021
A sex activity where you shit in the bottoms ass and wait for their body heat to make it boil thus making it flow out like a volcano.
We made a chocolate volcano
by Jimmy Boobs April 24, 2024
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick
by Snarf snarf January 19, 2016
A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 December 01, 2015