Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner

Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...

by TimsterThePimpster June 19, 2018

Thot-blasted

To expose to thot like behavior

Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.

by Yoin March 2, 2018

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

finger blasting

when your fingers are bigger than your penis

“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead”

by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018

trash blaster

A Splatoon weapon that has no skill requirements to use and aggravates a majority of players.

“They’ve got three trash blasters on their team!”

by Yudoodis September 16, 2018

Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018

Tongue-blasting

A severe verbal attack on someone that makes a tongue-lashing seem tame. tongue-lashing, blow up, chewing out, invective, snarl, accost, yell, screaming, scolding, talking to, dressing-down, berating, diatribe, castigation, lecturing, chiding, angry

I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.

by joecoolthefool November 16, 2018