Hairy Hog Slop Job 

That with the bear from the Shining

That bear in the Shining gave that dude a hairy hog slop job

Hairy Hog Slop Job by doctorcoktopus July 8, 2012

Braces Job 

1. To have sex with a person of young age
2. To have sex with someone and feel as though they were of young age, e.g inexperienced or shy
3. To have your pubes gets stuck in a girls mouth contraption and therefore get bad oral sex.

- So how was it last night with that chick you left with?
- Totally a braces job man, she was a virgin
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I'm gonna do that little filly tonight, I don't care if its a braces job.
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- My young cousin keeps giving me the braces job eye all the time, I might just go for it
- You're sick man, shes 17
- She's hawt!

Braces Job by abragag December 16, 2008

whack job 

Where a girl beats your penis back and forth to give you an orgasm. It is somewhat similar to a handjob.

"Your mom gives a good whack job."

whack job by jack6374 June 3, 2009

Hand job 

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.

Hand job by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

Worm job 

A Worm Job is when a mostly likely unsual or odd male find a liveing Earth worn and for sexual perposes put the worm onto the head of his penis, and lets slide itself INSIDE the pee hole.

Guy: Hey did you hear what Johnny did at lunch today?!
Girl: No what?!?
Guy: He went to the sandbox and got a Worm job right infront of everybody!

Worm job by That person u love December 19, 2010

slide job 

to put one's penis between a woman's breasts while she holds them together around it and then move it up and down to achieve orgasm.

dude jenny was on the rag so she gave me a slide job instead.

slide job by ElFabuloso September 2, 2007

Paint Job 

To paint a line of semen from lips to crotch.

I managed to paint a continuous line of semen from inside a girl's mouth down between her breasts and tummy and finally bathed her clitoris: a Paint Job.

Paint Job by Tahbag March 17, 2009