The stuff that makes someone sick when eaten, inhaled, drank, smoked, or snorted. The shit you should say"no" to.
by Agnonymouse January 16, 2022
by BoominBorscht August 24, 2021
Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”
by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 12, 2010
Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
by Litnfit April 29, 2024
A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.
-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT
by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 08, 2021
When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool
"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"
by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022