can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

by Tmoney18 March 11, 2014

wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015

carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 2, 2017

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

Back of the Plane

Everybody wants to get high but nobody "wants to sit in the back of the plane".

Taking the the last hit of a bowl.

(foreground: two friends smoking out of a bong that was loaded for 3 hits. Rip. Clear. Pass. Rip. Clear. The two friends stare deeply at the bong and decide if they want the last hit)

Billy speaks up, " I 'll sit in the back of the plane".

Rip. Clear.

(Billy's face sours)
The haunting aroma of the booty bowl fills the room.

by Carol.You.Bitch January 19, 2018