christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013

[Penis panis]

Physical pain that prevents you from raiding TK, and might give you a good excuse to get booted from your new guild.

Sorry guys gtg, penis panis.

by Mapple December 8, 2007

scenic penis

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.

I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

by Big Master Keats Fung August 10, 2010

smallest penis

Austin Parker

Austin's penis is the smallest penis

by jdbrbrbrbrbfj June 22, 2016

Hunters penis

A hunters penis is kinda none existent

So I heard jerry has a hunters penis

by Hunter is really gay111 December 21, 2018

Nathaniels penis

Big as fuck

John: I enjoyed Nathaniels penis last night

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 26, 2020