Field goal

When you tell your homie to turn around during an Eiffel tower and you finish into their ass crack

I tried a new thing called a field goal

by Lilbeano January 28, 2026

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Minnisota Goat Mountain

When 12-25 men (males) amalgemate into a large pile, forming the shape of a mountain, then proceed to lick eachother's salty, sweat covered bodies, resembling goats licking the side of a mountain.

"Hey John, wanna join in on a Minnisota goat mountain this friday?"

"alright.."

by Resident of Minnisota March 7, 2026

Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it

I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!

by MrLebowski March 21, 2026

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Anti goals

Natalie’s work microwave

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals

by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025