Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

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Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

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Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

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Bug eyes mcgee

What dumbeldor called trelawney meeting chanwills0

Bug eyes mcgee

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

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Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

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Red eye trip

«The red eye trip» was a tradision in the USA where people went out after school friday night, drove to LA where they partied all night long, all weekend. Then early in the morning on monday they drove back to school

she had a red eye trip this weekend

by retgirl February 11, 2022

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