A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

The cutest person in the multiverse!

Alex Main.

That’s The cutest person in the multiverse!

by StaticStudios27 July 4, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.

my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.

by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.

That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?

Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2024

A Reagan Ronaldson Person

This is a type of person who has a very specific type of hatred towards a people group or ethnicity. More specifically the nupid retendes people who derive from ancestors who lived mud huts in the space solar regions of the multiverse universe galaxies solar systems and beyond. They’re their because they were on the adventure of a lifetime for a massive surplus of anal beads and butt plugs from semen spider monsters on the other side of the mega multiverse of shemale originating organisms. they inhabit the stars and gas planets which anger the reagan ronaldson peoples because they has misogynist ideals of shemales to exterminate them

Random White Man:
I hate the Nupid stiggers i mean shemales i mean nupid retendes people i think i guess or something im not sure

Feminist: Your a Reagan Ronaldson person

by Michael Mirkly December 17, 2024