An African-American term that originated in the hoods of Chicago in the late 1970's. "Trick Off Money" refers to money that a husband makes "on the side" that his wife knows nothing about. He uses this money to buy things like beer, weed, or lap dances.
by Twist Weeblow September 5, 2007
Get the Trick-Off Money mug.Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
by The P-Man April 18, 2010
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No Blankets
No Women
No Shame
Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
No Blankets
No Women
No Shame
Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
by Greenggg October 22, 2008
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Get the get me off mug.Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011
Get the better off bacon mug.The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.
Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it
by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020
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