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Man-sloth

A term used for a strange phenomenon where man likes to climb trees, eat tree limbs, and shove bananas down his sleeves to appear as though he has claws for hands...may also involve sound effects like that of a cat being crushed by a steamroller.
Kris: Did you see Jeremy the other day?
Justin: Yeah what was up with the sound effects and why did he shove bananas down his sleeves?
Kris: I don't know but that guy is such a Man-sloth he deserves to be in a zoo
by Harbinger33 January 4, 2013
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man-sturizer

man + moisturizer. A face product marketed to manly men and metrosexuals who want to moisturize their face while still maintaining a modicum of their masculinity.
A: Your face looks so smooth and glowing, Bruno!
B: Oh, Thanks! My man-sturizer has been working wonders!
by drew7667 July 13, 2007
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man candy

An attractive male. Usually with sexy muscles. And usually TOM from Toonami.
by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016
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bubblewrap man

A hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009
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Man please

a term used by Malik Pete which can mean many things. It can range from "you're wrong" and "you're right," and "leave me alone" and "come here." It's also used by his wife, Deondria Pete to express rejection/fry people.
Malik Pete's way:
A girl was following Malik Pete and he said, "Man PLEASE… get yo stupid ass from behind me.

Deondria Pete's way:
A guy asked Deondria Pete out and she said, "Man pleeeease! Got a husband already, nigga."
by swaggod November 8, 2013
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allow it man

a man who allows everything by the name of olajide, if you need something to be allowed just call allow it man
kev: “i said no”
gary: “allow it man i need your help”
ksi: “black man to the rescue
by battymuncher November 22, 2021
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Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
by soccer all November 25, 2016
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