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Wet Brain

When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.
Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!
by BugLamp August 6, 2023
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Wet Marker

When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw
Babe let me give you a wet marker.
by Lil Mucchi June 13, 2018
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Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude
by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021
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Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
mugGet the Wet Dream Textingmug.

Wet

by anonymous August 1, 2024
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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
mugGet the Too Wet To Plowmug.

Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair
Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.
by frogggdogg May 15, 2024
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