wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .

Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?

by Steakncheese December 2, 2025

Wet locker

It’s when somebody is forced into a locker and mutually. From the back.

When Jeremiah is changing, Jeremy wet locker him.

by The wet locker December 9, 2025

Very wet gay porn

Very wet gay porn it’s like when you go outside and it is soaking wet and you just look outside and you go wow that’s so very wet gay porn

Wow look at all that very wet gay porn outside the window

by Ratboyboy December 16, 2025

Wet Wife

A wife that wipes her juices on her husbands face

“Bro my girl is a wet wife and I love it”

by Yonder’s December 20, 2025

Wet Thug

When your grandma gets you diapers for Christmas.

Me: “Thanks grandma for always being a wet thug!”
Grandma: “booby bacon fart”

by Mobby & Cody December 31, 2025

Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024