Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

elida sofie

The gurl u would love to meet. She is very beautiful and dont do any harm to anyone. She is The best person ever. + she is hot🫶😎 and a material gworl🥹

Did u see Elida Sofie

Who?
The hella hot material gworl over there
Ooooo that fine b

by Thebettervisser🫦 April 16, 2022

Lotta Sofie

Shes a baddie, shes a icon, and shes smart also very pretty😻

Person1: WHOs that sitting And doing homework instead of doing something fun
Person2: lotta Sofie

Person1: oh makes sense

by Sammylammy1 May 31, 2022

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022

Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022

Amanda Sofia

Amanda Sofia is a really cool gal. She’s very open minded and a big extrovert with her close friend circle. Amanda has many hidden talents wich she will never show some because she is and over thinker. Amanda is most likely a Cancer, a Acuario or a Leo and if she’s not she behaves like one. Amanda is a romantic at heart but will forget you in less than a week and move on. Amanda feisty and annoying, she likes to talk some may say too much. Amanda can’t shut her mouth at times until she gets a headache.

Amanda Sofia is a really cool chick.

Amanda Sofia won’t stop talking is making me go crazy.

by JadaWaydaRealestbihalive August 2, 2022