John Douglas 

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

John Douglas by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

john ross robertson ps 

a school in toronto where all the rich white kids go. all the boys are short asf, and most are usually loud and annoying. all the girls have the newest iphones, even the kids in 1st grade cuz their rich asf

kid: hey what school do you go to?

kid 2: john ross robertson ps

kid 1: damn i feel bad for u

john ross robertson ps by uglybitch69 January 31, 2023

John John 

A villager like npc who only eats apples

He's such a John John

John John by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John John 

A NPC that will only interact on commands

I had to press x to make John John interact

John John by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023

John F. Kennedy 

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

John F. Kennedy by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

John 9:6 by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John Wicked 

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

John Wicked by toribiorillo February 10, 2023