Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot 

Someone who obviously doesn't know the cardinal rule of car enthusiast forums... You swim with sharks, sooner or later you're going to be bitten, and once that first drop of blood spills, all of them will want a piece.

He posted his opinion. What did he expect was going to happen? What a stupid dumb fucking idiot.

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot by Jimmy "SuperFly" Snuka August 3, 2003

It's every fucking day 

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

It's every fucking day by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011

log fucking

when you stick a frozen poop in a freezer for 2 hours and take it out, wrap it in saran wrap and insert it into your ass.

hey eric the log is ready get the saran wrap and lube and rope so we can hold andy down and give him a log fucking

log fucking by solly86 November 4, 2008

majestic fucking eagle 

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)

Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)

majestic fucking eagle by SushiGirl2 September 17, 2017

dolphin fucking 

the act of being Pimp J

"<Pimp J> damn, I've been doing too much dolphin fucking lately."

dolphin fucking by Liam May 16, 2004

Lung Fucking 

When you laugh so hard and for so long that your lungs literally feel fucked. To have a such a hard choking laugh that almost has the capacity to kill.

That dude is so funny, I can promise you pretty much every time you hang with him, he'll give you a good lung fucking... literally. Like he is that funny. He doesn't even need to say anything, you might die from laughter.

Lung Fucking by Crusade87 September 3, 2010

Shadow Fucking 

Casting a shadow, imitating fucking, with your hands over someones face.

I plan on shadow fucking you tonight

Shadow Fucking by indagutter December 3, 2014