fart poop duty

A big poop and small fart and a pee and a little and big pee

I'm gonna go take a fart poop duty

by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023

Call of Duty

A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.

Brad keeps calling me a camper because I call of duty 'd him at the frat party the other night.

by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023

Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)

Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"

by Hood essentials March 6, 2024

hop on call of duty

Slang for rough, gay BDSM mostly with furries

Guy 1: Anyone wanna hop on call of duty?
Guy 2: Yea I am getting hard already.

by FishDied March 16, 2024

Paris hilton dutch oven

Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse

My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024

derelicktion of duty

Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.

A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

call of duty mobile

A controversial mobile game that has decent battle royale and interesting MP game modes. The controversy starts with ranked MP as it's known that the game is using a highly controversial EOMM (engagement optimised matchmaking) system instead of a fairer SBMM (skill based matchmaking. Another spark of controversy is 'mythic' weapons and skins that cost real money. They perform no better than the vanilla weapons, only produce special effects when an enemy is killed with the mythic version. One of the best gamemodes in my opinion is BR in Alcatraz and is one of the only reasons I keep codm installed on my phone. The non ranked MP is decent enough. But ranked MP is a controversial and rigged mess.

Battle royale in Alcatraz is the only decent game mode in call of duty mobile. Ranked team deathmatch can be thousands of times more difficult than doom on ultra nightmare difficulty.

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 1, 2025