dirty baranda

When a a male or female(hopefully female) gives a bj, also knows as head, to a male after having anal sex and in the process of giving head the recipient of the bj falls asleep.

friend 1: i did a dirty baranda last night. i dirty baranded this one girl
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee

by Esemikey September 21, 2012

Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.

Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”

by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

dirty lucien

When you fuck a girl in the vagina so hard, when you cum she spits out milk.

Girl, you wont believe this I got fucked so hard last night I spit out milk like a cow!
Oh so like a Dirty Lucien?
A Dirty Lucien

by ItsVirus9627 April 15, 2020

Dirty Gaynor

Where a female lubricates her vagina on the big toe of her male or female partner and then spoons the said lubricant into a glass container to be used in old age when her vagina is dry and dusty.

She gave me the dirty Gaynor last night for good measure.

by GreatBigToe May 19, 2019

Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

by Redblossom January 5, 2019

dirty dilly

When you cum in all the bud light at cookout for all the white woman. Then proceed to take shots of Rumpleminze.

This party is so lame. I’m going to pull a dirty dilly to spice this up.

by bigcock666 April 22, 2020

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014