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anal gag

That was the best anal gag I have ever had
by AssTickler May 7, 2018
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Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.
Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!
by buttman65 July 14, 2011
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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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Anallely

Anallely is a girl of many aspersions, she is a dedicated and strong women. Anallely is seen as someone who could and will brighten a day with a simple smile. She is selfless and caring towards others while not focusing on herself. She is not one to give up in any situation because she is dedicated and committed to any task in front of her. The only thing that does hurt her is her lack of ability to love and take care of herself. She might rely on others to help her in this category. Overall, she is sweet, caring, and most of all strong in any fast-set you can think of. You will never catch her slacking on any job. Make sure to find a Anallely and make her your friend because you won’t ever regret that decision.
Woah, that is one short stack if I’ve ever seen one

The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)
by That cool stud August 20, 2022
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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
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Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force
Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.
by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020
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Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex
“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”
by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020
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