Fart dove

When you fart into your hands and lovingly release it like a dove

"In response to your stupid argument, I offer you this fart dove..."

by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017

Penis-Fart

When a male either flatulates or shits out of his OWN reproductive system.

Screw you....penis-fart.

by The Bubblegum Fiend October 10, 2003

Dinosaur Fart

when a man flatulates into a girls mouth and then pisses up her nostril,then puts a bologna sandwich in her cunt.

Dude i totally dinosaur farted on tina.

by DangerousLiasonBitch April 4, 2009

Fart Knocker

A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.

"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"

by Kala Kapahala March 5, 2009

fart master

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

by Johnny May 18, 2003

Fart pipe

Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.

"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."

by Rayon February 16, 2004

Dog Farts

Another name for a food dish that is commonly known as "Beans and Weiners". It derives the name "dog" from the ingredient called "hot dog" and the name "fart" from the widely known side effects of eating beans. It is a great name to use to get toddlers interested in trying them. I coined this phrase about 5 years ago while playing with my kids. We have also been known to call these "Franks Beans". We coined this phrase after watching Men In Black and they kept showing Frank the dog, with his balls showing.

When I serve Beans and weiners or Franks and beans I call them Dog Farts.

by Prison Duck January 4, 2011