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Cowboy meat beater 

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother
"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed
Cowboy meat beater by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Jumping a beaver dam 

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”
Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

olivia earl baker 

a white gingered freckly female with a tendency to drown
what an olivia earl baker

make like a beaver and fuck off 

It’s means go away and fuck off with a beaver butt plug
Selena make like a beaver and fuck off

pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub
person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker
person 2: “what’s that?”
pull a baker by hey im here September 24, 2022

Burp The Beaver 

"Do not burp the beaver in my face ever again!"