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Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair
Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.
by Gadal613 June 15, 2018
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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap
BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!
by CumCheese69 July 1, 2019
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Fuck E Cheese

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey
by D Flawless May 8, 2021
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EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.
by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020
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Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.
Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009
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Blue Vein Cheese

Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.
I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.

She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
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