you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

by Nicole February 15, 2004

i won’t you

i want you

or can be said as you won’t me

you won’t me ???

i won’t you so bad

by urmumsobesecoochflaps December 25, 2020

The Fuck You Want

1. What to say when someone that you have not communicated with in a long time contacts you randomly.

2. What to say to that person that you had it out with and they contact you like nothing ever happened.

Michelle: Hey Amanda, Whats up girl? Wanna hang tonight?

Amanda: The fuck you want??

by Cricket9696 April 13, 2016

Yous a damn lie

A funner way of telling someone that they're a liar.

Macee: I don't like food.
Catie:Girl, yous a damn lie!

by Eitac September 18, 2009

You fail at the internets

What cool dudes say when someone's being a noob.

Noob: *spams up the boards*
Cool dude: Wow. You fail at the internets.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 10, 2005

are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

by newsvava February 12, 2009

you mad bro?

the automatic response to a person who has just raged or ragequitted.

to make a raging person rage even more by asking the most ironic question.

todd: WHAT THE HELL. HE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE AND GOT A NUKE.
murray: you mad bro?
todd: -rages even more-

by murrayspseudonym July 7, 2011