If you do it, I'll do it

When you are not wanting to do something,but your friend agrees to do it. So both of you do it

Bro I can't pee in teacher's coffee. But if you do it, I'll do it

by Artific1al November 8, 2023

In a skib, I'll be there in a jib

In a skib, I'll be there in a jib is an expression that can be used when someone is in a "jib." It is mainly used by the youth to describe a dire situation, the "skib" and the use of "jib" is to convey that the other party will be there quickly.

1 - OH NO, SKIBIDI IS COMING
2 -DON'T WORRY, IN A SKIB, I'LL BE THERE IN A JIB!

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025