Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Taeo Boer

He's a guy who has tiny junk no matter what he claims. but hes smooth with the ladies and is exactly the perfect definition of what the German leader of the 40s wanted. Blonde hair, Blue eyes, Tall, and Strong

look at that Taeo Boer over there hes soooo awsome

by Johny Bates March 12, 2025

Crumbl Boner

An involuntary type of erection a male gets when they are aroused by Crumbl cookies.

I saw the new cookie from Crumbl, and I got a Crumbl boner.

by Roidbelt March 3, 2026

Face boner

Somebody with a characteristically, objectively considered, large nose

“You know Ringo Starr?”

“The Beatle with the face boner? Yep.”

by assortmentofrandomletters March 28, 2026

Ass Boner

A shit that hangs out of your ass for a long period of time.

"Dude you were shitting for so long!''
"I know bro I had an ass boner."

by CumFucker84 April 6, 2026

Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.

“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”

by RNRKY April 30, 2025