dickless horseman 

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

dickless horseman by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Canadian Horseman 

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

Canadian Horseman by Sahbí Quesabe February 14, 2023

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

When a girl is having sex, while on her period, while peeing, and shitting on the guy, and then throwing up all at the same time.

Me and this girl I met were feeling like getting real dirty one night, so i let her perform the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on me.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by PrimateWarrior April 10, 2023

4 horsemen 

the four horsemen are actually about the biblical illuminati designs of delta split brain assasins through the use of hertz frequency and split brain to brain interface so people can remote control people through arch types in prodject monarch style hence the 12000 white stones that only one tribe gets hence 7 days 7 seals 12 tribes relate to the 666 sides of a jew

4 horsemen bible is evil hence the sun tzu of the bi sexual Bull

4 horsemen by Mineowedwus September 18, 2023

the horses are asleep 

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

the horses are asleep by ileaps November 3, 2023

4our Horsemen 

A band of collegiate brothers, who hail from Central Michigan University, and are brothers for life, spreading positive vibes, good cheer and any time they gather as a collective, the consumption of alcoholic and THC intake is legendary.

Man, the 4our Horsemen are the best! Every reunion is like stepping back in time where not a single beat is missed! The mark is “4H”.

4our Horsemen by DarkHorse910 November 8, 2023

Headless horseman

Something that accidentally went free on November 15 2023

1: yoooo did you hear headless horseman was free?
2: really? I should have gotten it

Headless horseman by omgwhatiswhy November 17, 2023