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Brad

That random pedo that is always around but no one really cares
Oh look there’s brad
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Beading

It's so hot, I'm beading all over my good shirt.
by TheorogonalSamIam August 7, 2020
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brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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Brad

Brads are typically a little hunchback goblins who are greasy hair short gay boys
by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020
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beadbutt

An object which appears to be steadfastly attached, but is not.
“I grabbed the beadbutt of my surfboard instead of the board and it slipped away.”

“I thought our wedding married us but the ring was only a beadbutt.”

“I was promised the job, but when I showed up to interview the the offer turned out to be a beadbutt.”

“I was taking her from behind and wanted to pull her closer, but I grabbed her beadbutt and the beads slipped out.”
by Punkadelic80 October 22, 2020
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