florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by English colonizers to describe African cuisine that they’d try while getting hungry burning down villages

My my Frederick, what a delightful slaughter of Tanzanian people! What a pity we must now eat their Zoopy gloop cheese

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.

Omg! Let`s get this SHOT CLOCK CHEESE!

by mosescuh February 27, 2018

Wax cheese people

People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their children’s lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.

Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-it’z because they aren’t organic.

by CrackHead K December 14, 2019

Mac n’ cheese

In America macaroni & cheese is widely regarded as a comfort food. The dish is prepared by cooking pieces of pasta (usually elbow macaroni, but can be made with other varieties) and folding in a Béchemel type of sauce, (where cheese has been melted along with flour, butter and milk or cream) once the pasta has been cooked and drained.

The first modern recipe for the dish was included in Elizabeth Raffald's 1770 book, The Experienced English Housekeeper. The dish was brought to America in 1802 by Thomas Jefferson and James Hemings.

Macaroni and cheese is widely regarded as an American favorite and classic comfort food.

Person 1: hey, whatcha eatin’?
Person 2: oh, mac n’ cheese!

by anonymous July 12, 2018

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.

I am going to eat cheese everyday!

by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020