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Super Squirt

when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
what a super soaker, she super squirted on my sheets a vampire dream, a sight to see. super squirt.

Super Solitary 

Inmate (currently in Solitary): Yo, what up?
Guard: Shut up, or I'll put you in Solitary!
Inmate: But I'm already in Solitary!
Guard: Then I'll put you in SUPER SOLITARY!
Inmate: NO! Please, not that!

super golf 

When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.
"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"

super middle finger

this is when you put the middle finger up and make an angry face and thrust it up and down hard and fast with a vigorous motion at the person you putting it up at. and they get mad as hell trying to figure out what you mean by it. and can't ask you because you mad as hell and probably want to fight and you settle for doing this.
this super middle finger is killing everyone ego who do the normal middle finger

super straight 

when a transgender guy and girl have sex more than 20 times when not known they are both trans
"come fuck me" "i have to bring this out im super straight"

super swizzle 

A dude with a dick so veiny it looks like a swizzle stick.
Have you heard about Joey? I heard he has a super swizzle.