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Mongolian Mud Slap 

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
Mongolian Mud Slap by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011
Related Words

Kraken back slap 

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"

Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys

(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)

B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)

C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz

B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"
Kraken back slap kraken gamer online emo ignore sweet sobbed
Kraken back slap by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

He-Bitch Man Slap 

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.
You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
He-Bitch Man Slap by Taylz March 17, 2014

grab and slap 

grabbing a beer from a bodega, slapping the money on the counter. normally occurs when an underage kid wants to drink.
"when i was 19 i pulled a grab and slap over on 2nd ave and grabbed a 50 cent malt liquor."
grab and slap by w33deater June 11, 2014

slip slop slap 

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.
Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.
slip slop slap by AussieKent July 23, 2014

crap and slap 

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
crap and slap by AnnabelS February 11, 2015