face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing

Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?

by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021

slaps like Smith

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023

Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 28, 2018

slap like now

a phrase used by Davie504 in his videos.
For example;

"Slap like now or these guys will find you"
*shows coffin dance dudes*

by hotboyaddictionz May 26, 2020

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 12, 2006

The Like Slap

When you comment on someone's post and they like your comment to end a possible awkward situation.

Ex. of The Like Slap:

Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!

Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL

Julian: *Like Slaps*

by SprawlII January 28, 2011