Parker

Someone who parks their car too much.

Rose: "Who the hell took my spot?"
Adam: "Oh no it's a parker, we need to find a different spot."

Parker by Somebody who doesn't care February 26, 2019

Get merch

Get the Parker mug.

See more merch

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

Parked in his spot by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

Get merch

Related Words

parker. • parkour • Parked • park • Park Jimin • Parking Lot Pimpin • parking • parking lot • parky • parkie

Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

Parking Lot Hair by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

Get merch

Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

Parking Lot Pouncer by Mamahipster April 16, 2012