Parked

Boring

Oh my gosh, it's not even lunch yet? The day's so parked

by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

park & drive

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)

“damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”

by Jonny Boy AppleSeed April 29, 2019

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023

Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.

I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.

" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022