Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. by CloakMaster June 14, 2018
Get the Haggard Douchemug. face looks like a douche
hair style... is douche
takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb.
should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo
gets highlights .... (nuff said)
hair style... is douche
takes a pic of his non existant abbs and posts it on fb.
should put on a shirt especially after workin out so the world doesnt smell like bo
gets highlights .... (nuff said)
Fernetti aka Douche
by Spider-man696969696969 November 7, 2010
Get the Douchemug. jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
by shaquanda February 12, 2018
Get the douche flootmug. The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
Get the Douche McDouchertonmug. A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.
by sparklingwater June 22, 2010
Get the Douchemug. 
Get the douche canoemug.