When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)

Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!

Burt's Bees Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

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It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

It's Not Easy Being Greene by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

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Lion's paw

Jamaican greeting common among Rastas and locals of Jamaica. The salutation represents the strength of the lion of Judah. The fingers are curled like the paw of a lion and then interlocked with the other person's fingers and shook for at least 7 seconds.

Ras Wanye greeted his brethren with a lion's paw.

Lion's paw by Tropical Rythms May 20, 2020

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Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

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