I would 

Short for "I would fuck her". The yes response to wouldya.

Guy #1: Hey, look at the chick at the table over there on the right. Wouldya?

Guy #2: Yeah, I would.

I would by Big Papi February 2, 2009

I AM ERROR 

Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR...

What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?

I AM ERROR by Dr. Awesome September 15, 2006

I'm in my feelings 

A person who is so deep into their troubling situation

Ah man Sarah broke up with me the other day..I'm in my feelings....

I'm in my feelings by AceFreaxx January 9, 2012

i don't care 

This is pretty obvious. If you don't know what this means, either English isn't your language, or you are just an idiot. Either way, I don't care.

synonyms include:
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

hey, don't you have a girlfriend. dude, i don't care.

i don't care by filthyrich February 8, 2008

I wouldn't put anything past her. 

You can never know with her.

- She would never publish our love letters on the internet.
- I wouldn't put anything past her.

I wouldn't put anything past her. by kriszta June 11, 2006

I.P. 

common Marine Corps terminology:

1) also commonly reffered to as an "irish pennant", it describes the little strands of fabric that come off of one's uniform.

It is said that I.P.'s tend to grow, thus the need for constant trimming and removal of the same I.P. A common way to remove them is by burning them off with a Bic or Zippo lighter.

Sgt Smith: "Hey there Devil! I dont know why you have all these damn I.P.'s on your uniform!"

I.P. by BROSKEW May 27, 2009

I want to play a game 

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.

John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!

I want to play a game by AztecEagle August 30, 2013