Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.

" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."

by tomowlss January 10, 2014

Douche using the word fag

A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.

Don't be a douche using the word fag dude

by Awesome girl 28273828 May 24, 2016

douche

French for shower.

J'ai besoin de la douche. (I need a shower.)

by pdi July 13, 2009

Douche

A shower of water.

I had a douche yesterday.

by bruh sound effect #4 August 20, 2018

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016