texticology is the process whereby a message is examined, and translated into English;
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.
or from any slanguage into your native tongue.
After she had done texticology on his message, she deduced that the message approximately translated as “how is your evening, my lady, are you free and do you want to have intimate relations with me?” To which she politely declined his offer.
by PiXi3.P January 14, 2024
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I could tell it wasn’t actually her texting me because they clearly had a different textilect than hers
by DaBklynDodger February 4, 2024
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• texting
• textbook
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• textually active
• text sex
• textrovert
• textual harassment
• textative
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The act of typing a message to someone or to a general in-real-time social space and refraining from sending it to the user(s). A considerable niche type of internet annoyance/trolling.
by Just A Jad February 8, 2024
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Example text message showing someone being textecuted:
Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲
Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.
You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.
It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.
So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲
Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.
You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.
It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.
So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
by thats_fucking_cringe November 9, 2023
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That Aaron guy is a real arsehole once he starts texting.......I think he might have Textrettes.... he should see a therapist.
by Urbane wordsmith February 28, 2024
Get the Textrettes mug.The "Textpat" was coined by famous Expat in the Philippines YouTuber Sunshine Shoulders to describe a person who dreams of going to the Philippines but instead lives through videos about the Philippines and only has LDR's(Long distance relationships with a Filipina usually) and only texts them and sends them money inflating the dating market for the actual expat that travels to the Philippines. One Textpat according to sunshine shoulders has been in a 28 year long, long distance relationship.
Ray only texts his girlfriend and never visits her in the Philippines and never will, he is just a textpat.
by TwiggyTheLizard April 2, 2024
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