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Simp

An insult that want be fuck boys use, against any man that complement females, because they were turn down or “friendzone” by female they had crush on in high school because their shitty personalities.
See how nice he being to her, what a simp.
by Keppernuat June 12, 2020
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Simp

A man who thinks about woman, interacta with a woman or has any sort of connection with a woman unless they are your mother, sister or cousin. They are the scum of the earth.
Man 1: *thinks about woman*
Man 2: "look at this motherfucking simp"
by vinigersplit August 27, 2020
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Simp

Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past.
Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep.
Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back.
Someone who gets butterflies way too easy.
Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush.
Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush.
Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush.
Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention.
Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias.
Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush.
Someone that relates love songs to their crush.
Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind.
Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention.
Someone that changes themselves for their crush.
Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them.
Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush.

Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully.

Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do.
Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush.

Someone that would do their crush's homework for free.
Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned.
Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
"Hey Cait, look who is coming in the room"
*Cait blushes and grins super wide*
"Shut up bro!"
"you're such a simp, Cait!"
by PearlJamSimp May 24, 2022
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simp

ben (simp 1) : "caleb stop simping"

caleb (simp 2): "bro I aint ko, your the simp"
by harris barfoot September 1, 2020
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Simp

We need our Snapchat streak, cause I’m a simp for you babe.”
by bean_machine123 December 31, 2023
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Simps

They're total *simps*, oh right, it's Filip and Sara.
by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021
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Simp

by blondegirlie February 9, 2023
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