A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012
Get the Douche Hairmug. /do͞oSH/
Noun
1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.
Adjective
1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards
Noun
1. Person who uses flattery and any other means possible to get a girl
2. An obnoxious bastard who mooches off of family and friends and is a complete and total ass to everyone.
Adjective
1. Does not describe Joon even though he likes to wear hat backwards
by physics rock October 29, 2015
Get the Douchemug. A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016
Get the Douche Canoemug. by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
Get the Douche canoemug. by xanadude313 August 20, 2019
Get the Douche Mittenmug. A phrase of exclamation when somthing is brought to the next level in a positive way, or negative way.
1: "Yo, you got brewskies AND Svedka? You're bringin' the douche!"
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
2: "Man, Tim ain't even fat. Quit bringin' the douche."
by pupeguy February 10, 2024
Get the Bringin' The Douchemug. A way of life. It's often learned through a grueling 2 hour escalator ride up a mountain to the sacred temple of the douche. Inside you will find a room filled with Vanilla Ice posters, and the legend himself, Vanilla Ice, slouched over chanting his famous *Meeeeeeeeeee* mantra whilst fixated on his own posters. He will gaze into your soul, and if he feels you are douchy enough, and can improve, he will teach you 'The Way Of The Douche'.
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
Pro Tips:
- Don't wear a baseball cap with the brim curved and authenticity stickers removed. Rookie mistake.
- Orange spray tan is a nice addition
- Tell Vanilla "Cool as Ice" is the best movie you've ever seen straight faced.
- Call him "ma boi" and "homeslice" and such. Oh and "O.D" (Original Douche), he loves that.
If Kanye is filling in for Vanilla, then re-adjust strategy for Kanye. Say things like "Yeah, Beyonce should've won", "$300?, I would pay $600 for one of your plain white tees!" and "your creative genius knows no limits".
"I heard Bieber is learning "The Way of the Douche""
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
"Yeah man. Second time up that escalator now."
"Whoa."
by Kittles48 September 19, 2018
Get the The Way Of The Douchemug.